introducing…perfect monkey tankpants: severity 2000

Our first original game is called Perfect Monkey Tankpants: Severity 2000. The short story - a donkey arrives in Times Square on the New Year’s Eve during y2k, wearing a tank instead of pants, blowing things up. Actually, the tank is the pants. And the tankpants are severe.

The long story is much longer… it involves flashbacks to French Canadia, a troublesome relationship with a jackass monkey, denim theft, gender confusion, and much unecessary violence.

The game will be a fast-paced flash-based shooter where you control the jilted donkey. You will use your perfect tankpants and an arsenal of weapons hidden beneath the fly to destroy everything that moves. In coming posts, we’ll be showing concept art, character design, theme song lyrics, animation tests, and other related severity.

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